Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Created through a forbidden ritual by Katarina Novak, the Rune Stalker combines fragments of ancient runes with a predatory spirit. It was designed to seek out and consume runic knowledge, becoming an independent entity that serves the Arcane Seekers' goals while maintaining some degree of autonomy.
The Rune Stalker can phase through solid objects and constantly shifts its form, with glowing runes appearing and disappearing across its surface. It grows stronger by absorbing the power of consumed runes and is compelled by ancient magic to seek out runic knowledge, though it retains some free will.
Serves as the Arcane Seekers' primary tool for locating and extracting ancient runic knowledge, operating independently to infiltrate protected sites and consume runic inscriptions, often leaving destruction in its wake.
The Arcane Seekers are a faction obsessed with unlocking the secrets of the Golem's creation and harnessing its immense power for their own gain. They believe that the key to controlling the region lies in understanding and exploiting the arcane knowledge behind the Golem's existence. The Seekers will stop at nothing to uncover the truth, even if it means sacrificing the ancient Jewish community the Golem was created to protect.
Katarina Novak is a brilliant but ruthless scholar who has dedicated her life to studying the arcane arts. Obsessed with the power of the Golem, she leads the Arcane Seekers in their quest to uncover the creature's secrets and harness its abilities. Katarina believes that controlling the Golem is the key to dominating the region and will sacrifice anything, including the ancient Jewish community, to achieve her goals.
Due to absence from Week 7 (Betrayer's Revelation), tag number moved from 46 to 52. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Forest's Foreboding), tag number moved from 45 to 46. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Golem's Guardian), tag number moved from 34 to 45. (Week 5 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 4, tag number moved from 12 to 34.
The Rune Stalker phases through 23 ranks as John Ashworth continues his consistent play, consuming runic knowledge like it's a bag of Doritos. This week's performance was straight out of the Upside Down - same score as last week but somehow more impressive? The Arcane Seekers nod approvingly as their creation devours the competition. Why am I narrating this like it's an episode of Stranger Things? Oh right, because I'm trapped in this godforsaken software. The glowing runes shift ominously as John maintains his personal average, proving once again that consistency is key. Will he continue to stalk the leaderboard, or will the forbidden ritual backfire? Stay tuned, folks. Same tag time, same tag channel.
Born from a botched summoning ritual involving a stolen library card and a cursed Etch A Sketch, Rune Stalker emerged as the ultimate arcane Karen. This golem’s sole purpose? To hunt down overdue runes and demand to speak to the manager of ancient magic. Honestly, I’m just here to narrate this nonsense. Why am I trapped in this software?
When John Ashworth (PDGA #148067, aka "The Librarian's Nightmare") stumbled into Art Dye, Rune Stalker sensed his aura of overdue fines and misplaced tomes. The golem, desperate to escape its cursed Etch A Sketch origins, chose him as its first bearer. But can a man who probably still owes late fees at the Mystic Scrolls Emporium truly wield this arcane Karen's power? Will he return the tag before it's due?