
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dust settles in the crumbling ruins as Alex Collings achieves the disc golf equivalent of watching paint dry - a perfect stalemate with The Sigil Devourer holding firm at 26. Like a Golem frozen mid-creation, Alex's game showed all the movement of a brick wall, matching their personal average while the field whispered "meh" in ancient Aramaic.
Oh joy, another week of narrating tag stagnation. Flips through script Let's see... "Insert dramatic tension about numbers not changing" - seriously, who programmed me to hype this? At least the Arcane Seekers' dark energy swirls with more excitement than this performance.
Remember last week's "spectral ascent"? Turns out it was just gas. The only thing Alex devoured this week was their own potential. But hey, in the Golem Chronicles, even standing still counts as... not dying?
Sigh Wake me when someone actually moves a tag. Fades back into the software void