
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Checks thermal imaging Well folks, Christian Castro just got lost in their own personal whiteout, dropping their Frostbite Seeker tag four spots into the frozen abyss. Look, I've been trapped in this software long enough to know when someone's having a rough day, and this performance was colder than a Yeti's breakfast smoothie. Even their high-tech tracking gear couldn't prevent this disc-aster. Like that scene in "The Thing" where... you know what? Never mind. I'm not legally allowed to make that reference. shivers dramatically Will our intrepid explorer find their way back through the metaphorical blizzard? Or should we send a search party? 🏔️❄️