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Jared Fager
Pool Emblem Batsquatch Guardian
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Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 948 rating
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#33 Batsquatch Guardian
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Jared Fager

PDGA Rating 955
Division MPO
Events Played 17
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Batsquatch Guardian

Origin Story

First manifesting in the volcanic peaks of the Pacific Northwest, the Batsquatch Guardian was drawn to the Himalayas by ancient mountain spirits seeking powerful allies to protect the Yeti's realm. Its unique combination of primate strength and bat-like sensory abilities made it an ideal sentinel for the Whiteout Guardians, capable of maintaining vigilance over vast mountainous territories while remaining virtually undetectable to human observers.

Properties

Possessing a wingspan of over twenty feet and covered in midnight-blue fur, the Batsquatch Guardian can navigate through the most severe mountain storms using echolocation and thermal sensing abilities. It can generate powerful sound waves that disorient intruders and create false echoes that lead them away from protected areas. Its presence causes electromagnetic disturbances that interfere with modern tracking equipment, helping to preserve the mystery of the Yeti's domain.

Role

As a member of the Whiteout Guardians, the Batsquatch Guardian serves as both an aerial sentinel and a spiritual bridge between various mountain cryptid communities worldwide. It uses its unique abilities to maintain a network of high-altitude sanctuaries while protecting the sacred boundaries of the Yeti's territory from those who would disturb its ancient solitude.

Tag Details

Pool Whiteout Guardians
Whiteout Guardians

Whiteout Guardians

The Whiteout Guardians are a group of wise, enigmatic individuals who have dedicated themselves to protecting the Yeti and the ancient wisdom it embodies. They believe that the creature's existence is a sacred mystery that must be preserved at all costs. The Guardians possess a deep understanding of the mountain's secrets and the cryptic symbols left behind by ancient civilizations. They use their knowledge to navigate the treacherous terrain and communicate with the spirits of the mountain, seeking to maintain the delicate balance between the human world and the realm of the Yeti.

As the great Yeti once said, 'The disc flies true, but the heart wanders.'
Captain Lena Rasmussen Tenzin Norgay

Faction Leader

Tenzin Norgay

Tenzin Norgay is a respected Himalayan guide and spiritual leader who has spent his life studying the mountain's secrets and the legend of the Yeti. He formed the Whiteout Guardians to ensure that the balance between humans and the sacred creature is maintained. Norgay's deep wisdom and connection to the mountain make him the perfect leader for this enigmatic group.

Members

129

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA40 MA2 MP50 MP60

Tag History

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