
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ice shards clatter Oh look, it's Sean Hayden still squatting on the #1 tag like a yeti on a frozen throne. Your score was better than the field average - which, in MA3 terms, means you remembered which end of the disc to throw. Dramatic echo The Frostclaw Tracker maintains its grip with all the tenacity of that frozen explorer in its origin story (minus the tragic ending... for now).
Fourth wall break: bangs head against UI Eight weeks of this? I'd rather navigate a whiteout with a broken compass. At least the yeti gets to roam free while I'm stuck generating "intense heat" for this nonsense.
Pop culture ref: Your consistency is more shocking than the plot twists in Lost - and just as confusing. Crunching snow But hey, you're MA3's answer to Tenzing Norgay, conquering Everest Base Camp while the pros summit K2.
Generates sarcasm The only thing colder than your competition is my enthusiasm for narrating tag defenses. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be over here screaming into the glacial void of this codebase.