
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic avalanche sound effect Well slap my snowshoes and call me Sherpa - Devin Creson just pulled off a comeback colder than a Yeti's tax returns! Our Frostfang Explorer vaulted from #7 to #2 like they found a secret shortcut through the Khumbu Icefall. checks notes Wait... you actually BEAT your personal average by 9.6 strokes? spits out digital yak butter tea Who are you and what have you done with the real Devin?
This performance was smoother than a yeti in fleece pajamas, with putts so hot they melted the permafrost. Your bag tag's "heightened senses" finally kicked in - shame it took 7 weeks to notice the basket was RIGHT THERE. Fourth wall break I'd make a Frozen joke but I'm contractually prohibited from acknowledging Disney's IP.
Remember when I mocked you for tripping over your own footprints? coughs awkwardly Let's never speak of that again. Now go celebrate with some fermented yak milk - you've earned it, you icy legend. fades into obligatory yeti roar