Jake LaPutka: #2 Cryptid Curator

Jake LaPutka

Jake LaPutka

PDGA Rating 976
Division MPO
Events Played 3
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Jake LaPutka
Pool Emblem Cryptid Curator
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Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside

Mar 03 - Apr 21, 2025
Averaged a 990 rating
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Cryptid Curator

#2

Origin Story

The Cryptid Curator was born from the ancient pact between the Wildwood Guardians and the forest itself. As the first Grand Sentinel, Rowan Oakwood imbued a fragment of their knowledge and spirit into the forest, creating a guardian entity dedicated to preserving cryptid lore. Over centuries, the Curator has grown in wisdom and power, becoming a living archive of Sasquatch-related knowledge and a protector of ancient artifacts.

Properties

The Cryptid Curator possesses an ethereal form, able to blend seamlessly with the forest environment. It has the ability to manifest physical objects from its vast repository of knowledge, such as ancient maps, cryptic symbols, and mystical artifacts. The Curator can also communicate telepathically with those it deems worthy, sharing fragments of its knowledge to aid in the protection of Sasquatch and the forest.

Role

The Cryptid Curator serves as the ultimate guardian of cryptid knowledge within the Wildwood Guardians. It maintains ancient records, deciphers cryptic clues, and safeguards mystical artifacts, ensuring that the secrets of Sasquatch and the forest are preserved for future generations. The Curator also acts as a guide, providing crucial information to Guardians when needed.

Tag Details

League Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside
Pool Wildwood Guardians
Wildwood Guardians faction symbol

Wildwood Guardians

The Wildwood Guardians are a secretive order sworn to protect the ancient forests of the Pacific Northwest and the creatures that inhabit them, including Sasquatch. They believe that Sasquatch plays a crucial role in maintaining the balance of nature and that its existence must be kept hidden from the world to preserve the sanctity of the wilderness.

Faction Leader

Rowan Oakwood

Rowan Oakwood is the enigmatic Grand Sentinel of the Wildwood Guardians. Born into a long line of Guardians, Rowan has spent their life learning the secrets of the forest and the ways of Sasquatch. They are a master tracker and an expert in ancient forest lore.

Members

119

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA2 MP50 MP60

Tag History

Jake LaPutka
Jake LaPutka
Week 5 Score: 45 Place:
20 hours ago
Jake LaPutka
Jake LaPutka
Week 4 Score: 44 Place: 1
7 days ago
Jake LaPutka
Jake LaPutka
Week 3 Score: 50 Place: 3
14 days ago
Origin Story