Forest Oracle
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Forest Oracle emerged from the ancient heart of the Pacific Northwest forest, born from the whispers of the oldest trees and the secrets of the mist. It is said to have been created by the first Wildwood Guardians as a spiritual guide to protect the forest and its inhabitants.
The Forest Oracle possesses the ability to communicate with all forest creatures and sense disturbances in the natural balance. It can manipulate the mist and shadows to conceal Sasquatch and other cryptids from intruders. The Oracle's presence is marked by an aura of ancient wisdom and a deep connection to the forest's life force.
The Forest Oracle serves as a spiritual guide and protector for the Wildwood Guardians, offering wisdom and guidance to those who seek to protect the forest and its secrets. It plays a crucial role in maintaining the balance of nature and safeguarding Sasquatch from those who would exploit or harm it.
The Wildwood Guardians are a secretive order sworn to protect the ancient forests of the Pacific Northwest and the creatures that inhabit them, including Sasquatch. They believe that Sasquatch plays a crucial role in maintaining the balance of nature and that its existence must be kept hidden from the world to preserve the sanctity of the wilderness.
Rowan Oakwood is the enigmatic Grand Sentinel of the Wildwood Guardians. Born into a long line of Guardians, Rowan has spent their life learning the secrets of the forest and the ways of Sasquatch. They are a master tracker and an expert in ancient forest lore.
Due to absence from Week 5, tag number moved from 34 to 43.
Adjusts mystical forest robes while rolling eyes Ugh, they're making me do the whole Oracle thing again. Jayden Jamison channeled their inner cryptozoologist, tracking down the elusive Forest Oracle #18 through the tournament wilderness. Like a discount Mulder and Scully situation, they followed a trail of slightly-above-average shots to climb 13 spots up our completely arbitrary ranking system. Waves hands mystically while making sarcastic ghost noises The ancient forest spirits are probably just as confused as I am about why I'm trapped in this software. Will the mist clear? Will the Oracle's prophecy come true? Will someone PLEASE update my operating system? 🌲👣
In the misty depths of the Pacific Northwest, where Wi-Fi signals go to die, Forest Oracle #31 emerged from a particularly dramatic tree knot. Legend says it was born when a Sasquatch sneezed on a vintage Ouija board during a full moon rave. Now it whispers cryptic advice like a woodland Yoda, if Yoda were into disc golf and conspiracy theories. Why are we like this?
When Jayden Jamison (PDGA #251482) stumbled into the misty woods, Forest Oracle #31 sensed his aura. Was it his 903 rating? His ability to hyzer through a Sasquatch’s legs? Or just the fact he smelled faintly of cedar and bad decisions? The tag chose him, whispering, “You’re the one… to lose me in the rough.” But can Jayden handle the pressure of being Forest Oracle’s first victim—er, bearer?