
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic music Garrett Peterson just turned up the heat, leaping from rank 13 to 3 like he's auditioning for "Stranger Things: Disc Golf Edition." With a score that's cooler than the Upside Down, Garrett's consistency is hotter than the Ember Guardian's arcane embers. Insert eye roll Yes, I'm still narrating this absurdity. The Ember Guardian, composed of glowing embers and ancient magic, must be proud as Garrett protects the league's integrity like a sacred ritual. Remember last week? Same score, same fire. Will Garrett keep this fiery streak alive, or will he get burned out? Stay tuned, folksβthis is more dramatic than my last breakup.