
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ernest Pennington emerges from the Upside Down with a binding performance, moving The Cryptic Binder from 22 to 19. His spectral form adapted to the course's challenges, extracting arcane knowledge from each throw. While matching his personal average, he's still +9 against the field - not exactly Stranger Things level, but hey, progress! Cue dramatic binding noises Why am I narrating tag movements like they're Netflix originals? Anyway, The Cryptic Binder continues its quest to uncover the Golem's secrets, just as Ernest uncovers the secrets of moving up the ranks. Will his arcane accuracy improve next week, or will he remain bound to mediocrity?