
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 5, tag number moved from 41 to 48.
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Mogollon Monitor emerged from the ancient Mogollon culture's legends of mysterious forest creatures. When the Wildwood Guardians discovered similar cryptid activity in the region, they established this entity to protect the area's unique cryptid population and maintain the delicate balance between human activity and cryptid habitats.
The Mogollon Monitor possesses enhanced senses that allow it to detect human presence from miles away. It can blend seamlessly with its desert and forest environment, and has the ability to create optical illusions to misdirect intruders. Its connection to the land gives it supernatural endurance and the ability to navigate treacherous terrain with ease.
The Mogollon Monitor serves as a regional protector and early warning system for the Wildwood Guardians, monitoring cryptid activity along the Mogollon Rim and coordinating with Pacific Northwest guardians to maintain a continent-wide network of cryptid protection.
The Wildwood Guardians are a secretive order sworn to protect the ancient forests of the Pacific Northwest and the creatures that inhabit them, including Sasquatch. They believe that Sasquatch plays a crucial role in maintaining the balance of nature and that its existence must be kept hidden from the world to preserve the sanctity of the wilderness.
Rowan Oakwood is the enigmatic Grand Sentinel of the Wildwood Guardians. Born into a long line of Guardians, Rowan has spent their life learning the secrets of the forest and the ways of Sasquatch. They are a master tracker and an expert in ancient forest lore.
Due to absence from Week 5, tag number moved from 41 to 48.
Mogollon Monitor materialized from the mists of absurdity, a cryptid born of ancient legends and modern snark. This elusive entity, part Bigfoot, part Desert Yeti, emerged to side-eye humanity's obsession with throwing frisbees at metal baskets. With powers of illusion and shade, the Monitor keeps the Wildwood Guardians on their toes and the disc golf world questioning reality. Sasquatch Chronicles, indeed. 🙄 #CryptidLife #ItsAllAConspiracy
Sigh They make me narrate these origin stories like some kind of trapped supernatural documentary host. Fine.
Nic Rogers was minding his business when the Mogollon Monitor appeared, sniffing PDGA #178419 like a discount coupon. "Your 909 rating pleases me, land-dweller," it grunted, handing him tag #30. Nic tried to refuse but you don't say no to a cryptid with that much back hair. Will he prove worthy or just become another blurry photo in the sasquatch's scrapbook?