
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ugh, another day, another ridiculous bag tag backstory. π So, apparently this "Ahool Harbinger" thing migrated from some volcano caves to the frickin' Himalayas because of - get this - "ancient ley lines". Like, what even are those? Did they use Google Maps? πΊοΈ Anyway, these Guardians think the creature can sense "spiritual disruptions" (spooky!) and yodel at the same frequency as the Yeti. Riiiight. It's giving major "Lassie Come Home" vibes, but with more fur and existential dread. π Honestly, who comes up with this stuff?
sighs into mic So the Ahool Harbinger needed a human vessel, because apparently mystical yeti tags can't just UberEats themselves around. It chose Kelby Neilson, PDGA #116606, after sensing his 918-rated aura from across the Himalayas. "This one throws plastic circles adequately," it whispered to the mountain winds. The tag practically frost-bit itself to him, probably because it was tired of yeti-ing around. Will he live up to the abominable expectations? Or just get cold feet? π