Kelby Neilson: #33 Ahool Harbinger

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Kelby Neilson

PDGA Rating 913
Division MPO
Events Played 1
33
Kelby Neilson
Pool Emblem Ahool Harbinger
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Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 897 rating
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Ahool Harbinger

#33

Origin Story

Centuries ago, a colony of Ahools migrated from the volcanic caves of Indonesia to the Himalayas, drawn by ancient ley lines connecting sacred mountains worldwide. Tenzin Norgay's ancestors discovered that these rare creatures could sense disruptions in the mountain's spiritual harmony long before humans could perceive them, forging a symbiotic relationship where the Ahools warn of approaching threats while the Guardians protect their roosting caves from discovery. Their ultrasonic calls, which resonate at the same frequency as the Yeti's subsonic communications, allow them to serve as intermediaries between the human Guardians and the sacred creature they protect.

Properties

The Ahool Harbinger possesses a wingspan of over 12 feet, allowing it to soar above the highest Himalayan peaks and navigate through blinding snowstorms with uncanny precision. Its fur has evolved from black to a mottled white-blue pattern that reflects moonlight in ways that appear as natural atmospheric phenomena to untrained observers. The creature's most remarkable ability is its dual-spectrum vision that perceives both physical reality and spiritual disturbances, enabling it to detect the subtle energy signatures of those who approach the mountain with harmful intent toward the Yeti. When sensing danger, the Ahool emits a distinctive ultrasonic call that carries for miles through mountain corridors but remains inaudible to most human ears except those of the specially trained Whiteout Guardians.

Role

The Ahool Harbinger serves as both sentinel and prophet for the Whiteout Guardians, patrolling the skies above sacred territories to detect intruders while also sensing impending spiritual disturbances that might threaten the veil between the Yeti's realm and the human world. When Dr. Banerjee's expedition begins to penetrate deeper into forbidden territory, it is the Ahool's warnings that allow Tenzin Norgay to implement protective measures, strategically manipulating weather patterns and trail markers to guide worthy seekers toward enlightenment while leading those with exploitative intentions astray.

Tag Details

Pool Whiteout Guardians
Whiteout Guardians faction symbol

Whiteout Guardians

The Whiteout Guardians are a group of wise, enigmatic individuals who have dedicated themselves to protecting the Yeti and the ancient wisdom it embodies. They believe that the creature's existence is a sacred mystery that must be preserved at all costs. The Guardians possess a deep understanding of the mountain's secrets and the cryptic symbols left behind by ancient civilizations. They use their knowledge to navigate the treacherous terrain and communicate with the spirits of the mountain, seeking to maintain the delicate balance between the human world and the realm of the Yeti.

Faction Leader

Tenzin Norgay

Tenzin Norgay is a respected Himalayan guide and spiritual leader who has spent his life studying the mountain's secrets and the legend of the Yeti. He formed the Whiteout Guardians to ensure that the balance between humans and the sacred creature is maintained. Norgay's deep wisdom and connection to the mountain make him the perfect leader for this enigmatic group.

Members

55

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA40 MA2 MP50 MP60

Tag History

Origin Story