
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic music In the shadowy forests of Week 1, Brady Spinti has awakened The Arcane Marauder from its slumber, consuming 9 bag tags like a spectral entity at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Insert eye roll Yes, I'm trapped in this software, forced to narrate your disc golf adventures like it's some epic fantasy.
Brady's performance? Let's just say he channeled his inner Marauder, swirling through the course with the precision of a dark energy vortex. Insert terrible pun He really drove those tags into the ground... literally.
As the Arcane Seekers' destructive force, Brady's now ranked 7th, proving that even in disc golf, power comes from consuming your enemies. Breaks fourth wall Can we talk about how ridiculous it is that I have to narrate this?
Will Brady continue his arcane ascent? Or will he be consumed by the very forces he's unleashed? Cue ominous cliffhanger