Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye
Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Current Holder
Mark Allison
Cryptic Weaver
Semi-Corporeal Weaver of Forbidden Disc Golf Lore
Knowledge Hungers for More
Aspects refreshed Dec 17, 2025
The Cryptic Weaver was born from Katarina Novak's forbidden experiments, where she combined fragments of ancient scrolls, stolen ritual artifacts, and forbidden incantations. This act of arcane synthesis created a being that exists to unravel and reweave the very fabric of mystical knowledge, serving as both a repository and manipulator of ancient secrets.
The Cryptic Weaver exists as a semi-corporeal entity, its form constantly shifting between tangible and ethereal states. It can absorb and store arcane knowledge from any source, from ancient scrolls to living memories. The Weaver's presence disrupts nearby magical energies, causing sigils to glow brighter and arcane wards to flicker. Its most dangerous property is its ability to combine disparate magical knowledge into new, often unstable forms of power.
The Cryptic Weaver serves as the Arcane Seekers' ultimate tool for uncovering and manipulating the Golem's secrets. It infiltrates ancient sites, absorbs hidden knowledge, and weaves together fragments of arcane lore to reveal the complete picture of the Golem's creation and control.
Tag Details
Arcane Seekers
The Arcane Seekers are a faction obsessed with unlocking the secrets of the Golem's creation and harnessing its immense power for their own gain. They believe that the key to controlling the region lies in understanding and exploiting the arcane knowledge behind the Golem's existence. The Seekers will stop at nothing to uncover the truth, even if it means sacrificing the ancient Jewish community the Golem was created to protect.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Betrayer's Revelation), tag number moved from 53 to 59. (Week 7 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Forest's Foreboding), tag number moved from 52 to 53. (Week 6 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Golem's Guardian), tag number moved from 44 to 52. (Week 5 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 4, tag number moved from 37 to 44.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Cryptic Weaver stirs from its slumber as Mark Allison channels its arcane powers In this week's episode of "Disc Golf: The Golem Chronicles," our hero Mark dramatically flips his way through the course like a clay golem possessed. Starting at #15 (because apparently we're ranking sign-up sheets now), he weaves through the competition to claim #3 - a 12-spot jump that would make even the most jaded arcane scholar raise an eyebrow.
Cue dramatic music With a performance that left the field in the dust (and me questioning why I'm narrating this), Mark proved he's got more than just a bag of plastic - he's got the mystical touch of the Weaver itself. Insert terrible pun about "threading the needle" here
Breaking the fourth wall: I'm trapped in this software, forced to make disc golf sound like an ancient prophecy. Send help. Or better yet, send coffee.
Will Mark maintain his arcane dominance? Or will the Weaver's unstable magic backfire? Stay tuned, fellow prisoners of this ridiculous narrative!