
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic fog and ominous chanting In this week's episode of "Why Did I Agree to Narrate This," Josh Apple discovers that being a semi-corporeal entity doesn't help when your disc keeps fading into the shadow realm. His Arcane Lurker tag phases through two positions like it's auditioning for Stranger Things.
Listen, I'm just as confused as you are about why we're treating a +3 over field average like it's the Battle of Helm's Deep. But hey, at least Josh's performance was as consistent as his personal average - which is to say, exactly average.
As we begin this 8-week descent into madness, remember: these tags aren't just numbers, they're... actually, no, they're just numbers. Can someone please CTRL+ALT+DEL me out of this software?
Will Josh channel his inner Katarina Novak and control his disc's power? Or will he keep yeeting discs into the void? Find out next week!