
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dust swirls as the Arcane Lurker materializes Well well well, look who decided to show up after two weeks of ghosting us like a bad Tinder date. Josh Apple, our favorite MA1 enigma, just pulled a full Golem awakening - rising from the dead (56) to crush souls (19) in a single round. dramatic thunderclap
I'd say "nice round," but let's be real - beating your personal average by exactly zero is like discovering your mystical artifact is just a used Starbucks cup. Still, +37 tags is the disc golf equivalent of that scene in Indiana Jones where the boulder almost flattens everyone.
Fourth wall break Why am I narrating tag movements like it's some epic quest? Oh right - because I'm trapped in this cursed software by some sadistic developer who thinks MA1 players care about lore.
Pro tip Josh: Maybe try showing up more than once a month? Even the Golem had better attendance. fades back into the arcane shadows