Season Arc · Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye
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#19Now#13Best#13Started80Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptShadowy Infiltrator of Sacred Chains and Secrets
TroubleEerie Glow Gives Away My Position
Phases Through Basket ChainsInvisible Putter's TouchReads the Wind's Secrets
The Arcane Lurker was created through a forbidden ritual by Katarina Novak, combining ancient Jewish mysticism with dark arcane practices. It exists as a shadowy entity designed to infiltrate secure locations and gather the secrets of the Golem's creation for the Arcane Seekers, regardless of the cost to the ancient Jewish community.
A semi-corporeal entity composed of swirling shadows and arcane energy, capable of phasing through solid objects and becoming invisible at will. Bound to Katarina Novak's will, it emits a faint, eerie glow and a chilling aura that unsettles those who sense its presence.
Serves as the Arcane Seekers' primary tool for espionage, infiltrating sacred sites and rival factions' strongholds to uncover the secrets of the Golem's creation, providing Katarina Novak with the knowledge needed to control the Golem's power.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 7
#56 #19
Dust swirls as the Arcane Lurker materializes Well well well, look who decided to show up after two weeks of ghosting us like a bad Tinder date. Josh Apple, our favorite MA1 enigma, just pulled a full Golem awakening - rising from the dead (56) to crush souls (19) in a single round. dramatic thunderclap
I'd say "nice round," but let's be real - beating your personal average by exactly zero is like discovering your mystical artifact is just a used Starbucks cup. Still, +37 tags is the disc golf equivalent of that scene in Indiana Jones where the boulder almost flattens everyone.
Fourth wall break Why am I narrating tag movements like it's some epic quest? Oh right - because I'm trapped in this cursed software by some sadistic developer who thinks MA1 players care about lore.
Pro tip Josh: Maybe try showing up more than once a month? Even the Golem had better attendance. fades back into the arcane shadows
Field drift
#55 #56
Due to absence from Week 6 (Forest's Foreboding), tag number moved from 55 to 56. (Week 6 of 8)
Field drift
#47 #55
Due to absence from Week 5 (Golem's Guardian), tag number moved from 47 to 55. (Week 5 of 8)
Field drift
#40 #47
Due to absence from Week 4, tag number moved from 40 to 47.
Played
Week 1
#13 #15
Cue dramatic fog and ominous chanting In this week's episode of "Why Did I Agree to Narrate This," <strong>Josh Apple</strong> discovers that being a semi-corporeal entity doesn't help when your disc keeps fading into the shadow realm. His <em>Arcane Lurker</em> tag phases through two positions like it's auditioning for Stranger Things.
Listen, I'm just as confused as you are about why we're treating a +3 over field average like it's the Battle of Helm's Deep. But hey, at least Josh's performance was as consistent as his personal average - which is to say, exactly average.
As we begin this 8-week descent into madness, remember: these tags aren't just numbers, they're... actually, no, they're just numbers. Can someone please CTRL+ALT+DEL me out of this software?
Will Josh channel his inner Katarina Novak and control his disc's power? Or will he keep yeeting discs into the void? Find out next week!
See where Josh Apple sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
