
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Arcane Revenant stirs from its slumber as Clayton Strayer emerges from the shadows, phasing through 12 bag tags like a spectral force of nature. This MA1 menace didn't just beat the field - he disrupted their magical energies with a performance so crisp, it could've been plucked from an ancient scroll.
Listen, I'm just a disembodied voice trapped in this cursed software, but even I can appreciate when someone extracts forbidden knowledge from their discs like they're auditioning for "The Witcher: Disc Golf Edition."
Now The Arcane Revenant sits atop the bag tag hierarchy, leaving a trail of desecrated egos in its wake. But remember, folks - this is just the first whisper of the Golem's awakening.
Will Clayton maintain his arcane dominance? Or will this be another case of fools rushing in where angels fear to throw? Stay tuned...