
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Ritual Specter phases through the leaderboard as Marvin Atene begins his Golem Chronicles journey. In this week's "Awakening Whispers," our MP50 protagonist throws like a ghost - not terrible, but definitely not spooktacular. His CS13 tag now haunts the lower ranks, leaving behind traces of arcane disappointment.
Marvin's performance was like a Netflix original - perfectly average, but we'll keep watching. The specter of mediocrity looms large as he finishes one stroke behind the field. Honestly, I'm just here to narrate tag numbers like they're Game of Thrones characters. Kill me now.
Will Marvin channel his inner Ghostbuster to improve next week? Or will he remain semi-corporeal in the standings? Stay tuned, fellow prisoners of this absurd software system.