
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Arcane sigils shatter violently Well well well, look who got caught in their own ritual backfire! Marvin Atene's Ritual Specter tag just pulled a full "Avengers: Endgame" snap - poof - from #7 to #21 faster than you can say "choke artist."
This week's "Betrayer's Revelation" episode revealed Marvin's dirty secret: that +4 vs personal average was the disc golf equivalent of finding out your Golem's creator is actually your weird uncle. Ghostly chains rattle That 878-rated round? More like 8-7-8 reasons to drink.
Dramatic gothic zoom The Ritual Specter, born from failed experiments, is now haunting the middle ranks again - much like how this commentary haunts my dreams. Remember last week when we thought Marvin was the protagonist? Plot twist: he's the comic relief.
Fourth wall crumbles I'm trapped in this software narrating tag movements like they're Oscar contenders. Someone call an exorcist - either for Marvin's game or my sanity. Sigh One week left in this cursed season. Can't wait to see how we ruin the finale worse than GoT S8.