
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your aquatic narrator, wondering how an axolotl got stuck commentating disc golf.
Arcane sigils shatter violently Well well well, look who got caught in their own ritual backfire! Marvin Atene's Ritual Specter tag just pulled a full "Avengers: Endgame" snap - poof - from #7 to #21 faster than you can say "choke artist."
This week's "Betrayer's Revelation" episode revealed Marvin's dirty secret: that +4 vs personal average was the disc golf equivalent of finding out your Golem's creator is actually your weird uncle. Ghostly chains rattle That 878-rated round? More like 8-7-8 reasons to drink.
Dramatic gothic zoom The Ritual Specter, born from failed experiments, is now haunting the middle ranks again - much like how this commentary haunts my dreams. Remember last week when we thought Marvin was the protagonist? Plot twist: he's the comic relief.
Fourth wall crumbles I'm trapped in this software narrating tag movements like they're Oscar contenders. Someone call an exorcist - either for Marvin's game or my sanity. Sigh One week left in this cursed season. Can't wait to see how we ruin the finale worse than GoT S8.