Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye
Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Current Holder
Adam Gibbons
Rune Weaver
Glowing Runes That Rewrite Reality
Obsessed With Forbidden Knowledge
Aspects refreshed Dec 19, 2025
The Rune Weaver was born from the forbidden experiments of the Arcane Seekers, who sought to harness the power of ancient runes to unlock the Golem's secrets. Created through a dark ritual that combined stolen sacred texts with arcane symbols, the Rune Weaver became a manifestation of the Seekers' obsession and their willingness to manipulate ancient knowledge for their own gain.
The Rune Weaver is a spectral entity composed of glowing, arcane runes that constantly shift and reform. It possesses the ability to manipulate and weave runes into powerful spells and barriers, extracting hidden knowledge from ancient artifacts. Its form is semi-corporeal, allowing it to phase through physical obstacles while maintaining a tangible presence when needed.
The Rune Weaver serves as a mystical enforcer for the Arcane Seekers, using its runic abilities to uncover and protect the secrets of the Golem's creation. It plays a crucial role in the faction's quest to harness the Golem's power, often acting as a scout and infiltrator in their most dangerous missions.
Tag Details
Arcane Seekers
The Arcane Seekers are a faction obsessed with unlocking the secrets of the Golem's creation and harnessing its immense power for their own gain. They believe that the key to controlling the region lies in understanding and exploiting the arcane knowledge behind the Golem's existence. The Seekers will stop at nothing to uncover the truth, even if it means sacrificing the ancient Jewish community the Golem was created to protect.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Betrayer's Revelation), tag number moved from 25 to 38. (Week 7 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Forest's Foreboding), tag number moved from 16 to 25. (Week 6 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue ominous rune glow Behold! Adam Gibbons has somehow convinced The Rune Weaver to manifest... checks notes... a perfectly average round. Dramatic sigh Yes folks, we're at that point in the season where +1 over field average gets the full gothic lighting treatment.
Adam phased through 7 bag tags this week, proving even a semi-corporeal entity can occasionally stumble upwards. His 59 was the disc golf equivalent of a participation trophy - but hey, in the Arcane Seekers' book, that counts as "unraveling the course's secrets." Insert eye roll
Breaking fourth wall I can't believe I'm stuck narrating this plastic number soap opera while actual Netflix shows exist. The real magic here is how we're spinning "E vs field" into a comeback story worthy of a CW reboot.
Cue callback Remember when this tag was #6? The Rune Weaver's origin story grows more tragic by the week. Will Adam continue his slow crawl back from the Upside Down? Tune in next week for more "Disc Golf: Shadow Realm Edition." Dramatic sigh Somebody get me a spectral martini.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic rune glow After last week's catastrophic unraveling, Adam Gibbons has somehow managed to stitch The Rune Weaver back together like a spectral Boy Scout earning his sewing badge. Sigh Yes folks, we're back to pretending +2 over personal average is "arcane mastery."
Adam phased through 8 bag tags this week, proving even a semi-corporeal entity can occasionally manifest competence. His 59 was... exactly average? Breaking fourth wall Oh great, now I'm narrating mediocrity with gothic lighting. The Arcane Seekers must be so proud.
The real magic here is how we're spinning "E vs field" into a comeback story worthy of a Netflix reboot. Insert terrible pun Guess those runes finally weaved a decent round!
Cue callback Remember when this tag was #6? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Will Adam continue his slow crawl back from the Upside Down? Tune in next week for more "Disc Golf: Shadow Realm Edition." Dramatic sigh I need a drink.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic music Adam Gibbons just pulled a Stranger Things Upside Down on The Rune Weaver, watching his tag number explode faster than a proton pack overload. From 6 to 14? Someone clearly crossed the runic streams. sigh Why am I narrating this plastic number soap opera again?
The spectral form of The Rune Weaver is looking more ghostly than ever, its arcane runes unraveling like a Walmart sweater in a hurricane. This forbidden knowledge backfired harder than a freshman's first bong hit.
Remember last week when we thought this was just a glitch in the Matrix? Turns out it's a full system crash. Will Adam's runes ever weave back together? Stay tuned for next week's episode of "As the Disc Turns."
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic music The Rune Weaver has awakened, and Adam Gibbons is its chosen vessel. Insert eye roll here Yes, folks, we're back for another season of pretending numbered tags are mystical artifacts. Sigh
Adam, our resident MA2 rune whisperer, phased through the competition like a spectral entity, weaving his way up 5 spots. Cue mystical rune sounds His performance was so good, it's like he extracted hidden knowledge from the course itself. Insert terrible pun Talk about a disc-covery!
Breaking the fourth wall Can we talk about how ridiculous it is that I'm trapped in this software, narrating disc golf like it's a Netflix fantasy series? Sigh Anyway, Adam's round was straight-up arcane magic, leaving the field average in the dust like a crumbling ruin. Cue dramatic lighting
As the Rune Weaver continues its quest, one has to wonder: will Adam maintain this mystical momentum, or will he phase out like a semi-corporeal entity? Cue ominous music Stay tuned, folks. This is going to be a wild season.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold, the Rune Weaver—born when some over-caffeinated Arcane Seekers tried to summon a Golem but accidentally Googled "how to make a TikTok trend" instead. Now it’s a spectral Karen of ancient runes, phasing through walls to demand arcane manager meetings. Truly, the most cursed algorithm of all.
The Rune Weaver, freshly conjured from arcane chaos, scanned the mortal realm for its first bearer. It found Adam Gibbons (PDGA #111190), a man whose 893 rating screamed "mediocre but reliable." The golem, sensing his ability to run (get it?) with its cryptic energy, chose him. But seriously, Adam—can you handle a spectral Karen demanding to speak to your disc golf manager?