
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic music The Rune Weaver has awakened, and Adam Gibbons is its chosen vessel. Insert eye roll here Yes, folks, we're back for another season of pretending numbered tags are mystical artifacts. Sigh
Adam, our resident MA2 rune whisperer, phased through the competition like a spectral entity, weaving his way up 5 spots. Cue mystical rune sounds His performance was so good, it's like he extracted hidden knowledge from the course itself. Insert terrible pun Talk about a disc-covery!
Breaking the fourth wall Can we talk about how ridiculous it is that I'm trapped in this software, narrating disc golf like it's a Netflix fantasy series? Sigh Anyway, Adam's round was straight-up arcane magic, leaving the field average in the dust like a crumbling ruin. Cue dramatic lighting
As the Rune Weaver continues its quest, one has to wonder: will Adam maintain this mystical momentum, or will he phase out like a semi-corporeal entity? Cue ominous music Stay tuned, folks. This is going to be a wild season.