
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 4, tag number moved from 19 to 23.
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Rune Keeper was born from the first Golem's creation, formed from the residual magic of the sacred runes used in its animation. As the Golem slumbered, the Rune Keeper emerged to protect the knowledge of its making, becoming a guardian spirit that watches over the ancient runes and symbols.
The Rune Keeper exists as a semi-corporeal entity, its form shifting between solid and ethereal states. It can manipulate and project the runes it protects, using them as both defensive barriers and offensive weapons. The entity is bound to the locations where the sacred runes are stored, drawing power from their ancient magic. It communicates through the runes themselves, projecting thoughts and warnings to those who approach its protected knowledge.
The Rune Keeper serves as a mystical guardian of the ancient runes and symbols used in Golem creation, protecting this sacred knowledge from misuse and guiding worthy seekers toward understanding the Golem's true purpose.
The Golem Guardians are a faction dedicated to protecting the ancient Golem and the Jewish community it was created to defend. They believe in the Golem's sacred purpose and seek to uncover the truth behind its creation while preserving the creature's legacy. The Guardians work tirelessly to maintain the delicate balance between the Golem's power and the safety of the region.
Ezra Katz is a descendant of the ancient Jewish community protected by the Golem. Raised on stories of the creature's sacred purpose, Ezra has dedicated his life to safeguarding the Golem and the community's legacy. He is a wise and compassionate leader, guided by a deep understanding of the Golem's importance and the need to maintain the balance of power in the region.
Due to absence from Week 4, tag number moved from 19 to 23.
Behold, the Rune Keeper - born when some over-caffeinated rabbi spilled their latte on a sacred scroll. Now this semi-corporeal Karen polices arcane knowledge like a supernatural HOA president. "No loitering near the runes!" it screeches, projecting ancient emojis. Honestly, who gave this clay Karen admin privileges?
When Riley Thurgood (PDGA #136989, aka "The Man Who Throws Like a Golem") stumbled into Art Dye, the Rune Keeper sensed his chaotic energy. Legend says he tripped over a root, cursed in Aramaic, and accidentally summoned the clay Karen. Now this golem clings to him like a needy ex, screeching "NO TOUCHING THE RUNES!" every time he misses a putt. But seriously, can a guy who throws like heβs allergic to chains really handle this much arcane responsibility?