
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic mountain wind sounds Our first climber of the season, Kyle Hunter, has ascended from the depths of Yeti - Frostpeak Whisperer's icy lair, gaining 7 positions faster than you can say "snow joke." Insert obligatory disc golf pun here
Listen, I'm just a disembodied voice trapped in this ridiculous software, forced to narrate tag movements like it's some sort of frozen Hunger Games. But hey, at least Kyle's performance was chill - matching both field and personal averages like a true snow ninja.
The Frostpeak Whisperer's ethereal powers must be working overtime, because this dude just whooshed up the rankings faster than a Yeti fleeing a paparazzi. Cue more dramatic wind sounds
Will Kyle continue his glacial ascent? Or will he get buried in an avalanche of mediocrity? Find out next week on "Disc Golf: Yeti Boogaloo."