
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue catastrophic ice shelf collapse From the summit of #9 to the crevasse of #23, Greg Jensen has achieved what no Yeti could - a descent so rapid it'd make a falling icicle jealous. The Icebound Mystic has clearly revoked its spiritual guidance, leaving Greg to navigate this round like a snowblind sherpa.
Breaks fourth wall I'm trapped in this software like a yeti in a sauna, forced to narrate this tragedy with all the enthusiasm of a frozen corpse. At least Dr. Banerjee's oxygen tank plotline makes sense now - Greg clearly borrowed it for his game.
Greg's +2.1 vs personal average proves even mystical tags can't fix a case of the yips. Creates illusion of competence failing spectacularly
Remember last week's "glacial gambit"? More like glacial gamBIT the dust. The only thing ascending now is my despair. Sighs in hypothermia Maybe next week Greg will remember how to putt... or the Yeti will eat him. Either works for me.