Greg Jenson: #17 Icebound Mystic

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Greg Jenson

PDGA Rating 877
Division MA50
Events Played 2
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Greg Jenson
Pool Emblem Icebound Mystic
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Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort

Whiteout Guardians Emblem
Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 920 rating
#17 Icebound Mystic
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Icebound Mystic

#17

Origin Story

The Icebound Mystic is said to have emerged from the heart of the Himalayas, born from the convergence of ancient mountain spirits and the first snowfall that blanketed the peaks. It is believed to have been created by the Yeti itself, imbued with the power to protect the mountain's secrets and guide those who respect its mysteries.

Properties

The Icebound Mystic is a spectral entity composed of swirling ice and snow, with a core of ancient, glowing energy that pulses with the rhythm of the mountain. It can manipulate the icy terrain, creating illusions and barriers to protect sacred sites. The Mystic is impervious to physical harm, existing in a state between the physical and spiritual realms.

Role

The Icebound Mystic serves as a guardian and guide for the Whiteout Guardians, using its mystical abilities to protect the Yeti's sanctuary and maintain the mountain's sacred balance. It communicates with the spirits of the mountain and the Yeti itself, ensuring that only those deemed worthy can uncover the ancient secrets hidden within the icy peaks.

Tag Details

League Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort
Pool Whiteout Guardians
Whiteout Guardians faction symbol

Whiteout Guardians

The Whiteout Guardians are a group of wise, enigmatic individuals who have dedicated themselves to protecting the Yeti and the ancient wisdom it embodies. They believe that the creature's existence is a sacred mystery that must be preserved at all costs. The Guardians possess a deep understanding of the mountain's secrets and the cryptic symbols left behind by ancient civilizations. They use their knowledge to navigate the treacherous terrain and communicate with the spirits of the mountain, seeking to maintain the delicate balance between the human world and the realm of the Yeti.

Faction Leader

Tenzin Norgay

Tenzin Norgay is a respected Himalayan guide and spiritual leader who has spent his life studying the mountain's secrets and the legend of the Yeti. He formed the Whiteout Guardians to ensure that the balance between humans and the sacred creature is maintained. Norgay's deep wisdom and connection to the mountain make him the perfect leader for this enigmatic group.

Members

37

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA40 MA2 MP50 MP60

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Greg Jenson
Week 1 Score: 66 Place: 1
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