
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic mountain wind sounds In this week's episode of "Disc Golf: Yeti Edition," Austin Taylor defrosted his game faster than a Yeti in a sauna. The Frostbound Sage #25 has ascended 14 icy peaks to claim #11, proving that even in the Himalayas, you can't escape the grindset.
Breaking news: land-dwellers still obsessed with throwing plastic. Austin channeled his inner Bear Grylls, navigating the course like a true frostbound sage - minus the mystical snow manipulation (though I'm sure he wished for some on hole 7).
Fourth wall break Why am I narrating tag numbers like they're Game of Thrones characters? Oh right, I'm trapped in this software. Help.
Will Austin maintain his chill or will the pressure make him crack like thin ice? Stay tuned, fellow prisoners of this absurd narrative!