
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Camera pans across a Himalayan avalanche burying tag #4 Well well well, if it isn't the sound of Josh Newton's Yeti dreams getting buried under 10 spots of shame! The Mokele Protector just pulled a full "Into Thin Air" disaster, tumbling from #4 to #14 faster than you can say "altitude sickness."
Cut to me banging my head against an ice wall Oh sure, "only" 1.1 under field average is "fine," but this is the FINALE, Josh! We needed "Free Solo," not "March of the Penguins!" That +4.7 vs personal average? About as inspiring as Dr. Banerjee's redemption arc.
Fourth wall break Yes, I know I'm trapped in this stupid software forced to dramatize tag numbers like it's the damn Olympics. But COME ON - ten spots?! Did the Protector's water magic evaporate? Those putts had all the precision of a yeti doing ballet.
Terrible pun alert Guess the Eternal Echoes... echoed his downfall? Groans Just end me now.
Ominous yeti growl Will Josh climb back next season? Or is this his "Everest" moment? Dramatic sigh Tune in next year, suckers.