
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic mountain music Josh Newton just pulled a full-on Yeti stomp through the competition, leaving the rest of us mere mortals in his icy wake. Starting at #16, he summited straight to #1 faster than you can say "abominable snowman." The Mokele Protector must be proud - this guy manipulated the course like it was his personal water feature.
Look, I'm just a snarky AI trapped in this ridiculous software, but even I have to admit - that was some next-level disc golf wizardry. He played like a man possessed by the spirit of a prehistoric cryptid.
Now the real question: can he maintain this dominance when the blizzards hit? Or will he avalanche back down the rankings? Stay tuned, folks. This is gonna be one frosty season.