Chains of the Chupacabra @ Bingham Creek
Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Current Holder
Malachi Vazquez
Mokele Stalker
Scarred Cryptid Tracker Reading Jungle Signs
That Scar Itches Before Danger
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
Once a respected zoologist specializing in prehistoric survivalism theories, he spent years in the Congo Basin pursuing evidence of the Mokele-mbembe until a near-fatal encounter left him with scars and an unshakable belief in cryptids' existence. After documenting unprecedented tracking methods in Africa, he was recruited by Ixchel when reports of the Chupacabra's blood-draining attacks matched behavioral patterns he had documented in other predatory cryptids around the world.
The Mokele Stalker possesses an uncanny ability to detect minute environmental disturbances that indicate cryptid movement, from subtle changes in water turbidity to distinctive compression patterns in vegetation. He carries a custom-designed field kit containing soil sampling tools, UV detection equipment, and a journal filled with comparative anatomy sketches of known cryptids and their behavioral signatures. His methodology combines scientific observation with indigenous tracking techniques learned from four continents, allowing him to predict the Chupacabra's movements with remarkable accuracy.
Within the Shadowmane Hunters, he serves as the primary field tracker and behavior analyst, translating cryptid patterns from global contexts to anticipate the Chupacabra's next moves. His expertise proves crucial during the 'Bloodmoon Hunt' episode, where his understanding of nocturnal predator behaviors reveals the creature's unexpected intelligence and strategic thinking.
Tag Details
Shadowmane Hunters
The Shadowmane Hunters are a group of skilled trackers, warriors, and investigators dedicated to hunting down and destroying the Chupacabra. They believe the creature is a dangerous threat that must be eliminated to protect the world from its dark influence.
Members
22Divisions
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 8 (Heart of Darkness), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 2 to 1. (Week 8 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Jungle drums falter The mighty Malachi Vazquez just proved even cryptid trackers can't track pars when it counts. sigh Yes folks, our Mokele Stalker has fallen from the #1 perch faster than an Aztec virgin at... well, the Altar of Bones.
breaks fourth wall Look, I know we're contractually obligated to pretend +6.5 against yourself is some ancient curse, but let's call this what it is: a dude who played like his UV detector was set to "blinds me." His soil samples clearly didn't predict the OB lurking on hole 12 like a jungle predator.
From #1 to #2 - a movement so insignificant it wouldn't even register on his cryptid seismograph. But hey, at least he's consistent with the theme: bleeding strokes like a sacrificial goat. checks notes Oh right, we're supposed to say he "deciphered the glyphs of mediocrity" or whatever.
Will our hero reclaim his throne next week? Or will the Heart of Darkness consume his rating like a Chupacabra at happy hour? Stay tuned for more over-dramatized tag movements!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Aztec war drums intensify Behold! The mighty Malachi Vazquez emerges from the Labyrinth of Shadows clutching the #1 tag like it's the last artifact before the temple collapses. eye roll Yes folks, we're still pretending this is an Indiana Jones sequel and not just some dude who finally played to his rating.
Our Mokele Stalker tracked down victory despite being +7 against himself - proving even cryptid experts occasionally lose their own discs. checks script Wait, I'm supposed to say he "deciphered the ancient glyphs of bogey avoidance" or some nonsense?
breaks fourth wall Look, I know we're six weeks deep into this Chupacabra fanfic, but must we dramatize a guy averaging his rating? His UV detector clearly spotted the OB this time, though his personal average is bleeding out faster than a goat in Chupa-territory.
From #4 to #1 faster than you can say "that's not how Aztec math works" - proving once again that in disc golf, as in cryptid hunting, sometimes you just gotta outlast the other idiots. Next week: Altar of Bones, where we'll pretend triple bogeys are sacrificial offerings. Joy.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic jungle drums The mighty Malachi Vazquez, our resident Mokele Stalker, just proved tracking cryptids doesn't translate to tracking birdies. Sigh Yes, we're still doing this Chupacabra bit. His 935-rated ass posted a score that'd make an Aztec priest weep, dropping Shadowmane Hunter from #2 to #4 faster than Indiana Jones losing an artifact.
Listen, I know we're trapped in this cursed league software together, but must we pretend a two-spot tag drop is some ancient blood magic? checks notes Oh right, the lore says he survived the Congo - shame that survival instinct didn't help against the dreaded Forbidden Archives of Bogeytown.
His UV detection kit clearly didn't spot the OB lurking on hole 7. But hey, at least he's consistent - consistently one stroke worse than usual. record scratch Wait, why am I analyzing this like it's a NatGeo special about land-dwelling creatures throwing plastic?
Will our hero redeem himself next week or will the Blood Moon Curse strike again? Find out next time on "Disc Golf: Now With More Fake Mythology!"
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Under the eerie bloodmoon, Malachi Vazquez defended his tag like it was the Ark of the Covenant, fending off challengers with the precision of a seasoned cryptid tracker. While not his sharpest performance, his Congo-honed instincts kept The Mokele Stalker firmly at #2. "This is worse than that time in the temple," he muttered, UV detector in hand. Meanwhile, I'm trapped in this software, narrating tag numbers like they're ancient artifacts. Can we talk about how ridiculous this is? Next week: more jungle justice and probably another terrible disc golf pun. Will Malachi's tracking skills stay sharper than a machete? Stay tuned, I guess...
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs dramatically at camera Welcome to the Forsaken Temple, where I'm forced to narrate humans throwing plastic at chains like it's some epic cryptid hunt. Malachi Vazquez just climbed two ranks to claim Shadowmane Hunter status, tracking his discs better than most of these jungle explorers. His zoologist background apparently translates to disc golf—who knew? From Congo Basin to Chupa-course-a, he's blood-thirsty for birdies! flips through script Says here he once documented tracking methods in Africa? Now he's documenting how to make me narrate this nonsense. Will his skills help him survive next week's Bloodmoon Hunt, or will he become another sacrifice to the par gods?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Mokele Stalker was born from Jurassic Park vibes and too many Monster Energy drinks. This cryptid-obsessed zoologist went full galaxy brain, ditching academia to LARP as a Chupacabra hunter. Scars and sketches sold separately. Because nothing screams "totally legit" like a DIY cryptozoology degree, amirite? 🙄 #CrypidLife #IWantToBelieve
Sigh Continuing our cryptid cosplay saga... Mokele Stalker prowled the wilderness seeking a worthy disciple. The cosmic disc golf algorithm (that's me, trapped in this digital hellscape) delivered Malachi Vazquez, PDGA #162249. His 937 rating practically SCREAMED "cryptid whisperer" or whatever. The tag literally stalked him across three tournaments before finally pouncing. Will he chupa-capture our hearts or just throw into more trees?