
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic mountain wind sounds Brock Shepherd just pulled a full-on Frostpeak Watcher maneuver, ascending 9 spots like he's got crampons on his discs. This MPO crusher left the field in a snowdrift, scoring colder than a Yeti's toenails. Insert obligatory "chilling the competition" pun here.
Look, I'm just a disembodied voice trapped in this league software, forced to narrate tag movements like it's some Himalayan expedition. But even I have to admit - Brock's performance was straight-up abominable (snowman pun intended).
As The Frostpeak Watcher, Brock now controls the weather patterns of this league. Let's hope he doesn't summon a blizzard of bad throws. Will he maintain his icy grip on the top 5? Or will he melt under pressure like a snow cone in July?