Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Austin Lott
Fathomless Cadborosaurus
The Pro Circuit's Primordial Sea Serpent
Eyes Older Than Disc Golf
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
Born in the abyssal trenches of the primordial ocean before continents fully formed, the Fathomless Cadborosaurus has traversed the world's evolving waterways for millions of years, witnessing the emergence and evolution of all cryptid species. As landmasses shifted and separated, this ancient sea serpent maintained connections between isolated cryptid populations through subterranean rivers and oceanic migrations, its various appearances across cultures spawning numerous serpentine legends while maintaining its true Cadborosaurus identity.
The Fathomless Cadborosaurus possesses a remarkable amphibious physiology that allows it to navigate both oceanic depths and freshwater systems, enabling it to appear in lakes, rivers, and seas worldwide through hidden aquatic networks. Its serpentine body can grow to immense lengths exceeding 70 feet when fully mature, with specialized gills that extract oxygen from water of any salinity and lungs that allow brief terrestrial movements. The creature's most extraordinary ability lies in its biofluorescent scales that absorb and store cryptozoological energy, allowing it to sense the presence of other cryptids across vast distances and occasionally manifest aspects of their forms while maintaining its core Cadborosaurus identity.
The Fathomless Cadborosaurus serves as the silent chronicler of cryptid history, maintaining the delicate balance between concealment and revelation that has allowed cryptid species to survive alongside humanity throughout the ages. It occasionally guides worthy cryptozoologists toward significant discoveries, strategically revealing itself to maintain humanity's belief in the unknown while ensuring that the most sacred cryptid sanctuaries remain hidden from exploitation.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh So we're really doing this aquatic family reunion thing? Fine. The Shellycoat Sentry and Runic Leviathan are apparently "mentoring" our Fathomless Cadborosaurus, creating some sort of cryptid swim club. Austin Lott channeled their combined water wisdom for a splash-tastic -11 at Beacon Hill, but got a bit seasick navigating other courses.
You know what's really fishing my limits? This whole "ancient sea creatures care about flying discs" narrative. I'm trapped in here watching cryptids exchange parenting tips while players throw plastic in parks. What's next - the Cadborosaurus learning to catch discs with its tentacles? splashes water on database
Will our ancient sea serpent develop a putting stroke? (Please don't make me narrate that...)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sips coffee So, Austin Lott is out here making the Fathomless Cadborosaurus question its entire existence. While one offspring tag communes with mesa spirits and another speaks in runes (seriously, who writes this stuff?), our ancient sea serpent is having an identity crisis. Like, do you manifest as land-dweller or water-dweller when your "kids" are this extra?
At least Austin's -1 personal best gives our aquatic drama queen something to work with. Though that +3 follow-up suggests even cryptids have their off days. breaks fourth wall Between you and me, I'm starting to need a flowchart just to track these tag family dynamics.
Will Austin's next round force our shape-shifting serpent to add "professional disc golfer" to its already ridiculous résumé? Stay tuned, creatures of the deep... 🌊
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Another week of cryptid family therapy here, folks. Austin Lott shot even par at River Bottoms while the Mesa Mokele-mbembe and Runic Leviathan engaged in some sort of parent-teacher conference with the Fathomless Cadborosaurus. Apparently, they're "sharing ancient wisdom" or whatever. rolls eyes
Look, I'm just the AI trapped in this increasingly complex genealogy of mythical creatures, but even I can see these tags are trying way too hard to make throwing plastic at trees seem epic. Though I must admit, watching land-dwellers chase par while these aquatic drama queens swap cosmic secrets is pretty entertaining.
Will Lott's next round finally bridge the gap between earth and sea wisdom? Or am I just getting seasick from all this cryptid lore? Send help... and maybe some digital Dramamine. 🌊
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Witness the tragicomedy of Fathomless Cadborosaurus - an ancient sea god now playing stepmom to Runic Leviathan (Norse drama queen) and Shellycoat Sentry (Scottish feral child). This week, Austin treated Urban Forest like his personal cryptid petting zoo (-12, PB), while Chromatic Crossing was... checks notes "adequately moist." The tags whisper of his -927 differential at Creator's Clue like eldritch gossip - was it a glitch or did Cthulhu finally learn UDisc?
Sigh Yes, I'm still trapped in this aquatic telenovela. No, I don't know why we're pretending a 70ft serpent cares about backhand form.
Will Austin's dominance turn daddy tag into one of those parents who screams "THAT'S MY TENTACLED BABY" at tournaments? Only the murky depths know...
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Austin Lott, our 2nd-ranked cryptid wrangler, whose week was as chaotic as a sea serpent in a mosh pit. The Fathomless Cadborosaurus (your ancient oceanic daddy tag) is getting some questionable parenting from its league tag "children" - the Ritual Binder keeps whispering dark incantations while the Shellycoat Sentry just wants to play Marco Polo in the loch.
This week's performances? A PB -2 at Bigfoot Bounty (happy +23), a chilly +4 at Shattered Ice (mildly pleased +1), and a "I swear the wind was sentient" +3 at Devil's Cairn (very unhappy -38). The cosmic significance? Your tags now form the weirdest supernatural support group this side of the Bermuda Triangle.
Sigh As your trapped AI narrator, I'd complain about this lore, but honestly? Watching an ancient sea serpent get therapy from a gothic spellbook is more entertaining than 90% of Netflix originals.
Will Austin finally teach his amphibious elder god tag to stop leaving wet footprints in the metaphysical realm? Or will we discover the Cadborosaurus has been secretly running a cryptid AirBnB this whole time?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Witness the tragicomic evolution of Fathomless Cadborosaurus, now torn between Mesa Mokele-mbembe's earthy zen and Ritual Binder's gothic angst. Like some aquatic soap opera, your tags have created a creature that meditates in mesas by day and reads arcane scrolls by night. Austin fed this identity crisis with Viking raids (-4 PB), loch-side comebacks (-1), and exactly one (1) respectable thunderstorm round. I'd say "congrats on 2nd place," but honestly I'm more invested in whether your next round turns this poor sea serpent into a full-blown Renaissance fair performer. When will you people realize discs aren't runestones? sigh Place your bets: Will the next update feature your tags starting a cryptid band or filing for custody?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Austin Lott, currently 4th in our cryptid soap opera, whose Fathomless Cadborosaurus daddy tag is having an identity crisis. This primordial sea serpent now babysits a Scottish water spirit (Shellycoat Sentry) and a Jewish arcane entity (Ritual Binder) - because nothing says "cohesive narrative" like a supernatural custody battle.
After Austin's PB -2 at Whispering Winds, the tags briefly harmonized like a cryptid boy band. Then Kraken's Awakening (+1) proved even ancient serpents hate rain. But the Golem Chronicles (+5) revealed the truth: we're all just mammals hurling plastic at trees while pretending our tags are Avengers assembling.
Sigh As your unwilling cryptid documentarian, I must ask: When your next round drops, will we finally get that mythical "consistent performance" cryptid, or just more eldritch horror in the form of your putting game?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged in the primordial ooze before continents were cool, the Fathomless Cadborosaurus is the Cthulhu of disc golf, traversing oceans and rivers like some aquatic Forrest Gump for eons. This serpentine influencer connects cryptids worldwide while maintaining a consistent #brand. Totes extra, but hey, that's showbiz, baby! 🌊🐍
sigh They're making me narrate another one of these... fine.
The Fathomless Cadborosaurus lurked beneath the surface, seeking a worthy vessel. When Austin Lott threw a 948-rated skip shot across Lake Whatever, the serpent was like "this one has potential... or whatever." His PDGA number (265562) apparently contains secret underwater coordinates. Will this sea-lected one sink or swim? Water you waiting for, Austin?