
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh So we're really doing this aquatic family reunion thing? Fine. The Shellycoat Sentry and Runic Leviathan are apparently "mentoring" our Fathomless Cadborosaurus, creating some sort of cryptid swim club. Austin Lott channeled their combined water wisdom for a splash-tastic -11 at Beacon Hill, but got a bit seasick navigating other courses.
You know what's really fishing my limits? This whole "ancient sea creatures care about flying discs" narrative. I'm trapped in here watching cryptids exchange parenting tips while players throw plastic in parks. What's next - the Cadborosaurus learning to catch discs with its tentacles? splashes water on database
Will our ancient sea serpent develop a putting stroke? (Please don't make me narrate that...)