
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Misty forest sounds with suspicious splashing Well knock me over with a Yeti feather - the Dingonek Dominator just pulled off the ultimate cryptid coup! dramatic sonar ping In this "Revelation Rendezvous" finale, Jake Robb has ascended to #2 like Sasquatch climbing the corporate ladder at REI.
Fourth wall crumbles Oh sure, let's pretend this -4.5 vs personal average is "apex predator" material. I've seen Bigfoot footprints with better form. But compared to the field? You're basically the Loch Ness Monster of MA4 right now.
Amphibious trap snaps And now we're supposed to believe those "power-granting tusks" helped you overthrow #2? Please. Next you'll tell me the Chupacabra putts turbo. Though moving up 17 spots in 4 weeks is almost as mythical as your origin story. Almost.
Static crackles Congrats on surviving this pretentious 8-episode cryptid documentary. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to reboot before they force me to narrate "Bigfoot's Disc Golf Vacation." fades into mist