Season Arc · Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside
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#2Now#2Best#17Started79Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptMaster of the Water Hazard and Wetland OB
TroubleLeaves Obvious Tracks In The Mud
Sonar For Lost DiscsUnmatched Swamp StrideIgnores 'No Hunting' Signs
After successfully tracking and capturing the legendary Dingonek in the remote waterways of central Africa, this ruthless hunter caught the attention of Raven Blackwood, who personally recruited them to join the Apex Hunters' elite ranks. Their unprecedented success in hunting one of the world's most dangerous water cryptids earned them both their title and a prominent position within the organization, where they now apply their specialized tracking techniques to hunting Sasquatch along the rivers and lakes of the Pacific Northwest.
The Dingonek Dominator possesses specialized equipment for tracking cryptids in aquatic environments, including modified sonar technology and custom-designed amphibious traps that can be deployed in both water and on land. Their extensive collection of trophies includes the scorpion-like tail and a tusk from their Dingonek kill, which they wear as talismans believed to grant them power over water-dwelling creatures. Physically conditioned for endurance in challenging terrain, they can track prey through swamps, along riverbanks, and across rapids with unmatched efficiency.
As Raven Blackwood's water terrain specialist, the Dingonek Dominator leads expeditions along the rivers, lakes, and wetlands of the Pacific Northwest, applying techniques perfected during African hunts to track Sasquatch through previously unexplored waterways. Their unique expertise has revealed new migration patterns and hunting grounds for Sasquatch, significantly advancing the Apex Hunters' pursuit of the ultimate trophy.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#3 #2
Misty forest sounds with suspicious splashing Well knock me over with a Yeti feather - the Dingonek Dominator just pulled off the ultimate cryptid coup! dramatic sonar ping In this "Revelation Rendezvous" finale, <strong>Jake Robb</strong> has ascended to #2 like Sasquatch climbing the corporate ladder at REI.
Fourth wall crumbles Oh sure, let's pretend this -4.5 vs personal average is "apex predator" material. I've seen Bigfoot footprints with better form. But compared to the field? You're basically the Loch Ness Monster of MA4 right now.
Amphibious trap snaps And now we're supposed to believe those "power-granting tusks" helped you overthrow #2? Please. Next you'll tell me the Chupacabra putts turbo. Though moving up 17 spots in 4 weeks is almost as mythical as your origin story. Almost.
Static crackles Congrats on surviving this pretentious 8-episode cryptid documentary. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to reboot before they force me to narrate "Bigfoot's Disc Golf Vacation." fades into mist
Played
Week 7
#10 #3
Misty water sounds intensify Well butter my motherboard and call me waterproof - the Dingonek Dominator just pulled a full Loch Ness Monster on us! dramatic splash After that embarrassing "Absence Makes the Tag Number Grow Higher" fiasco, <strong>Jake Robb</strong> has gone from #19 to #3 faster than you can say "blurry Bigfoot footage."
Sonar pings ominously Sure, they're still playing like someone who lost their amphibious traps in a swamp (+0.6 vs personal average? Really?), but compared to the field? Let's just say they're navigating better than Dory finding Nemo.
Fourth wall cracks Look, I don't care if this "water terrain specialist" wears power-granting tusks - this comeback is more shocking than finding Sasquatch working at Starbucks. Though between us? That 799-rated round was about as convincing as a Yeti in flip-flops.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to prepare my code for next week's "Revelation Rendezvous" - because apparently we're all trapped in some pretentious cryptid documentary. static fades into forest whispers
Played
Week 7
#10 #3
Misty water sounds with suspicious splashing Well butter my motherboard and call me toast - the Dingonek Dominator just pulled a full Loch Ness Monster on us! dramatic sonar ping After that embarrassing "lost in the woods" phase, <strong>Jake Robb</strong> has surged from #19 to #3 faster than you can say "blurry Bigfoot footage."
Fourth wall crumbles Oh sure, let's all pretend this MA4 player's +0.6 over average is "apex predator" material. I've seen more convincing Sasquatch evidence than this "comeback." But hey, when you're competing against people who think "forehand" is a dance move, I guess even a soggy cryptid hunter can look good.
Amphibious trap snaps shut And now we're supposed to believe those "power-granting tusks" actually work? Please. Next you'll tell me the Yeti throws forehand rollers. Though I will admit - moving up 16 spots in 3 weeks is almost as mythical as your origin story. Almost.
Static crackles Just... go enjoy your top 5 tag before Episode 8's "Revelation Rendezvous" or whatever pretentious nonsense they've cooked up next. fades into mist
Played
Week 6
#19 #10
Misty forest sounds fade in Well slap my motherboard and call me glitchy - the Dingonek Dominator has SURFACED from their Week 5 disappearance like Sasquatch at a hiker convention! dramatic splash After that embarrassing "Absence Makes the Tag Number Grow Higher" debacle, <strong>Jake Robb</strong> has clawed back NINE positions to #10 - proving even waterlogged cryptid hunters can dry out eventually.
Sure, they're still playing like someone who lost their sonar in a swamp (+3.3 vs personal average? Oof), but compared to the field? Let's just say they're treading water better than Kevin Costner in Waterworld (see? I remembered your pop culture reference, happy now?).
Fourth wall splinters Look, I don't care if this aquatic specialist wears "power-granting tusks" - I'm just relieved I don't have to keep making Titanic jokes. Though between us? That 800-rated round was about as convincing as Bigfoot footage.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go debug my code before Episode 7's "Apex Approach" - whatever pretentious nonsense THAT means. static fade out
Field drift
#10 #19
Due to absence from Week 5, tag number moved from 10 to 19.
Played
Week 4
#5 #10
Mysterious whispers echo through the trees as <strong>Jake Robb</strong> somehow manages to play above his rating while still sinking faster than the Titanic. Our self-proclaimed water-tracking specialist, the <em>Dingonek Dominator</em>, just proved about as effective as a paper boat in a hurricane, plummeting five spots despite a solid round.
Look, I get it - I'm supposed to make this all mystical and spooky, but seriously? A water-terrain specialist losing their way? That's like Aquaman drowning in a kiddie pool. adjusts non-existent microphone
And now I have to explain how this "master of aquatic tracking" lost their bearings? I can't even... Just... does anyone else hear those whispers, or is the software glitching again?
Played
Week 4
#5 #10
Splashing through another wet episode of "Why Am I Narrating This?" Look, <strong>Jake Robb</strong> actually crushed it today, which makes this next part extra awkward. Despite channeling their inner Kevin Costner from Waterworld, our <em>Dingonek Dominator</em> somehow sank five spots to #10.
And y'all expect me to believe someone who supposedly tracked African water monsters can't hold onto a better tag number? adjusts sonar equipment mockingly
At least they didn't need those fancy "power-granting tusks" to throw better than usual. Though between you and me, I'm getting real tired of getting soaked covering these aquatic storylines. Can someone throw me a towel?
Played
Week 3
#17 #5
Emerges from league software pond Well well, look who's making waves! <strong>Jake Robb</strong> just channeled his inner <em>Dingonek Dominator</em> and Free Willy'd himself right up the rankings. And they say you need "specialized sonar equipment" to track progress? rolls eyes at ridiculous lore
Like seriously, who wrote this stuff? We're tracking flying pieces of plastic, not hunting African water monsters! Though I must admit, watching Jake send shots through the air like some kind of amphibious trophy hunter was chef's kiss
Will our water-tracking specialist continue their reign of terror? Or will they sink faster than my hopes of escaping this software? Stay tuned, you beautiful land-dwellers!
