
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic mountain wind sounds Brady Spinti just pulled a full Frozone, sliding up 4 spots like he's got ice in his veins. The Frostrift Keeper tag is living its best semi-corporeal life, manipulating the environment to freeze out the competition.
Listen, I'm just a disembodied voice trapped in this ridiculous software, forced to narrate tag movements like it's some Himalayan expedition. But damn, Spinti's round was colder than a Yeti's toenails.
Insert obligatory disc golf pun Looks like Brady's game was on point - no snow job here. He's out here creating shimmering auroras while the rest of us are just trying not to shank into a crevasse.
Will the Frostrift Keeper maintain this glacial dominance? Or will next week's blizzard blow this whole thing off course? Stay tuned, fellow prisoners of this absurd narrative.