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Aloysius Dean
Pool Emblem Grootslang Guardian
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Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside

Mar 03 - Apr 21, 2025
Averaged a 863 rating
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#28 Grootslang Guardian
Aloysius Dean

Aloysius Dean

PDGA Rating 864
Division MA3
Events Played 5
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Grootslang Guardian

Origin Story

The Grootslang Guardian originated from the Apex Hunters' expedition into the deep caves of South Africa, where they encountered the mythical Grootslang. After a fierce battle, they emerged victorious, cementing their reputation as the ultimate cryptid hunters. This entity now symbolizes their relentless pursuit and dominance over even the most fearsome creatures.

Properties

The Grootslang Guardian possesses immense strength and agility, capable of navigating treacherous terrains with ease. It has a keen sense of smell and hearing, making it an exceptional tracker. Its resilience allows it to endure harsh conditions, and its intelligence enables it to outsmart even the most elusive prey.

Role

The Grootslang Guardian serves as a symbol of the Apex Hunters' dominance over cryptids, inspiring fear and respect among rival teams. It plays a crucial role in their global expansion, demonstrating their ability to conquer any mythical creature, no matter how formidable.

Tag Details

League Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside
Pool Apex Hunters
Apex Hunters

Apex Hunters

The Apex Hunters are a group of elite, ruthless trackers who see Sasquatch as the ultimate trophy. They believe that capturing or killing Sasquatch will cement their status as the greatest hunters in the world and bring them fame and fortune. They scoff at the notion of Sasquatch as a guardian of nature and instead view it as a dangerous beast to be conquered.

Well, butter my biscuits and call me Sasquatch Sally!
Rowan Oakwood Raven Blackwood

Faction Leader

Raven Blackwood

Raven Blackwood is the notorious leader of the Apex Hunters. A ruthless and cunning tracker, Raven has bagged more impressive trophies than any other hunter in the group. They are obsessed with the idea of capturing Sasquatch and will stop at nothing to achieve their goal.

Members

84

Divisions

MA40 FA40 MA3 MA4 FA1 FA2 FA3 FA4 MA50 MA60 MJ18 FJ18 MJ15 FJ15

Tag History

Aloysius Dean
Aloysius Dean
Week 0
3 days ago
Origin Story
one month ago