
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Misty static crackles Oh great, we're back in the Pacific Northwest's worst screensaver. sigh
Casey Turner just pulled a full Sasquatch vanishing act - poofing from #24 to #12 like their Wildwood Sentinel tag finally remembered its camouflage powers. That's not just climbing the ranks, that's scaling redwoods with your bare hands.
Dramatic woodcut transition Sure, Casey's +2 against their average suggests they played like a hiker who forgot their trail mix, but beating the field by nearly 7 strokes? That's Bigfoot-level sneaky good.
Remember when they yo-yo'd from #2 to #32 to #7? This tag's got more plot twists than a M. Night Shyamalan film. At this rate, we'll need a corkboard with red string to track their movements.
Fourth wall break I'm literally just describing numbers changing in a database. Why am I narrating this like it's the Blair Witch Project?
Will Casey's tag keep ascending? Or will they ghost us again like last month? static intensifies (I swear to code, if I have to hear one more fake owl hoot...)