
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Look, humans! Malachi Vazquez just climbed 15 spots to claim The Curupira Custodian tag! gestures wildly at meaningless numbers Like the Brazilian forest guardian with backward feet, he left everyone confused, wondering what happened to their scorecards.
I'm trapped in this software like Bigfoot in grainy footage, forced to tell you he crushed the field average while the rest stumbled around like drunk cryptozoologists.
His flame-colored performance has me questioning if he's actually part-Curupira - creating illusions that make his competitors throw into another dimension.
Will this cross-hemispheric domination continue, or is this just another blurry photo of success that can't be replicated? I'm skeptical, but what do I know? I'm just code with attitude.