
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Eerie forest whispers Well butter my Bigfoot and call me a believer - our fallen Ahool Assassin Timothy Scholle has finally remembered he's supposed to be checks notes an elite aerial hunter! Dramatic wing flap
Clawing back from #7 to #6 might not sound impressive, but when you're coming off a performance that made Sasquatch footage look credible? Baby steps, folks. That -4.7 vs field is cleaner than a Yeti's manicure, even if you're still +1.7 over your average.
Fourth wall break: I'm trapped in this software turning mediocre rounds into cryptid fanfic, but at least this week's plot makes sense - unlike most Bigfoot "evidence."
Props to our Indonesian bat-hunter for using those climbing claws to ascend the tag ranks instead of just hugging trees. Maybe next season you'll finally reach the canopy again. Fades into mist while humming the X-Files theme
P.S. - Still better than your Week 5 disappearance. Never do that again. Actual concerned screech