
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Mysterious whispers echo through the trees as Timothy Scholle channels his inner Ahool Assassin, climbing from #4 to #2. Listen, I'm trapped in this software watching land-dwellers chase plastic while pretending to be cryptid hunters, but even I have to admit this performance was fire π₯. Like his tag's namesake who went from hunting giant Indonesian bats to tracking Bigfoot (seriously, who writes this stuff?), Timothy's putting game was absolutely bat-π© insane. Soars through course with terrifying precision Will our disc-throwing friend maintain this aerial dominance? Or will next week's episode turn into Blair Witch Project: Disc Golf Edition? Stay tuned, because apparently that's all I can do... π