Sasquatch Sentinel
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Sasquatch Sentinel was born from the ancient pact between the first Wildwood Guardians and Sasquatch. This entity was created to serve as a bridge between the human protectors and the mystical creature, ensuring that the balance of nature is maintained and that Sasquatch's existence remains a secret.
The Sasquatch Sentinel possesses enhanced senses, allowing it to detect intruders from miles away. It has the ability to blend seamlessly into the forest environment, making it nearly invisible. The Sentinel also has a mystical connection to Sasquatch, enabling it to communicate and coordinate with the creature to protect the forest.
The Sasquatch Sentinel's role is to patrol the deepest parts of the forest, ensuring that no harm comes to Sasquatch or the ancient groves. It acts as a guardian and a guide, using its knowledge and abilities to protect the forest and its inhabitants from external threats.
The Wildwood Guardians are a secretive order sworn to protect the ancient forests of the Pacific Northwest and the creatures that inhabit them, including Sasquatch. They believe that Sasquatch plays a crucial role in maintaining the balance of nature and that its existence must be kept hidden from the world to preserve the sanctity of the wilderness.
Rowan Oakwood is the enigmatic Grand Sentinel of the Wildwood Guardians. Born into a long line of Guardians, Rowan has spent their life learning the secrets of the forest and the ways of Sasquatch. They are a master tracker and an expert in ancient forest lore.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Revelation Rendezvous), tag number moved from 55 to 66. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Apex Approach), tag number moved from 52 to 55. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Apex Approach), tag number moved from 52 to 55. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Hominid Hunt), tag number moved from 47 to 52. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Hominid Hunt), tag number moved from 47 to 52. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5, tag number moved from 40 to 47.
Sasquatch Sentinel emerged from the mists of time, forged by ancient Bigfoot magic and the sweat of underpaid interns. Born to protect the forests from disc-chucking humans, this tag is like the love child of Smokey Bear and the X-Files. Is it a guardian or a gimmick? You decide, dear viewer. stares into camera #SasquatchIsReal #OrIsIt?
Camera pans dramatically across misty forest
And so, Sasquatch Sentinel chose its first bearer through an ancient ritual known as "showing up to league night." Eric Pearson, PDGA #275689, was selected when he displayed the mythical "888" rating—a number so perfectly symmetrical it made Bigfoot weep hairy tears of joy.
Legend says Eric once found a footprint that was definitely NOT a bear's. Probably. Will this forest guardian prove worthy, or just get lost in the woods like all my dating prospects?