
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Camera zooms in on Marvin's compass spinning like a drunk DJ's turntable Oh honey, the Chaneque Shepherd's protective illusions worked TOO well - you just got lost in your own misdirection! From #10 to #19? That's not tracking Sasquatch, that's getting outplayed by a tree.
Cut to forest spirits giggling while rearranging tee signs Your +3.2 vs personal average? More like +3.2 reasons to question your life choices. Fourth wall break: I'd make a "Where's Waldo?" joke, but at least Waldo had the decency to hide intentionally.
Pop culture ref: This performance was less "Revelation Rendezvous" and more "Dude Where's My Cart?" - all confusion, no payoff.
Remember when those Oaxacan spirits helped Marvin? Cut to footage of them now drawing dickbutts on his scorecard The Chaneque Shepherd origin story clearly forgot to mention their commitment to trolling.
Calling back to last week's "hunter not hunted" line - turns out Marvin's just hunting for his will to live now. Sasquatch silhouette facepalms in distance Even cryptids are filing restraining orders.
Mist rolls in as Marvin's tag number fades into the void Tune in next season to see if the forest spirits stop pranking long enough to let him find first available...