
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Chaneque Shepherd tag just, like, manifested one day in the misty forests. Some say it was born from the unholy union of a Sasquatch and a spicy burrito, while others claim it emerged from a portal opened by the Demogorgon's less successful cousin. All we know for sure is that this tag is here to chaperone the Bigfoot prom and keep those frisky cryptids in line. 🌳💃🏻🎉 #StrangerThings #SquatchWatch
Camera pans across misty forest as dramatic music plays
And so The Chaneque Shepherd sought its first bearer, searching through the mists until it found Marvin Atene, PDGA #186038. The tag sensed his 898-rating and thought "close enough to 'squatch hundred."
Legend says Marvin was chosen after successfully identifying Bigfoot in a lineup of hairy disc golfers after league night. But will his forest-finding skills be enough to maintain this cryptid connection? Or will he be... SQUATCHED from the record books?