
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born from a forest rave gone wrong, Shadow Sentinel emerged when a Sasquatch accidentally spilled kombucha on an ancient tree. Now itβs cursed to lurk in shadows, muttering about its "glow-up era" while dodging TikTok influencers. Bigfootβs got nothing on this drama llama.
sigh I'm back. Yes, it's me, Flippy, eternally trapped in this digital purgatory chronicling the epic tales of...pieces of plastic with numbers on them.
Ian Dahlen Flor was chosen by Shadow Sentinel after a bizarre forest encounter where his PDGA #260374 credentials mysteriously appeared carved in tree bark by... sasquatch fingernails? The tag sensed his 869-rated energy and practically leapt into his bag while whispering "you're my FLOR-est choice." The trees literally groaned at that pun. Is he worthy of bearing this sasquatch-possessed piece of plastic? Does anyone care? I certainly don't.