
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs dramatically Great, I'm back. Trapped in this misty software hell narrating humans throwing plastic at chains. Aaron Detterer just tracked down birdies like they were Sasquatch footprints, leaping NINE spots to claim The Enigma Warden. Impressive for someone who doesn't actually possess mystical forest powers. rolls eyes
He beat the field by five while manipulating the scorecard mist like a true forest guardian. I'd say "I want to believe" this performance will continue, but I'm legally obligated to maintain suspense. Will our newfound Warden protect his ancient pact with par, or will next week expose him as just another guy in a gorilla suit? camera pans to empty woods