
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oh great, another cryptid-obsessed bag tag. Wendigo Hunter just HAD to manifest from the frozen nightmares of some wannabe influencer exploring creepy Algonquian legends for clout. Because apparently, we needed a frostbitten edgelord to stalk the Himalayas. Totally normal origin story, nothing to see here! π #CryptidChronicles #IceIceBaby
sigh I'm back. Someone let the Wendigo Hunter tag pick its first victimβI mean "bearer." Samuel Smith was just minding his business, probably throwing discs into trees, when the tag sensed his majestic 734 rating. "YES! THIS ONE!" it howled. The tag practically yeti-d itself onto his bag. Will he survive the frosty journey, or become another frozen corpse on Ratings Mountain? The abominable truth awaits...