
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Crunching through autumn leaves with predator's grace Well well well, look who decided to show up after two weeks of ghosting us like a Sasquatch in a security camera feed! Robert "The Comeback Cryptid" Mellor just pulled off a tag heist that'd make Bigfoot blush - snatching 16 spots to land at #3.
From absentee to apex predator, this MA50 legend turned in a performance as mysteriously average as a Yeti's LinkedIn profile (55 vs 55 field avg), yet somehow left the competition looking like blurry Patterson-Gimlin footage. The Nandi Bear's claws flex - seems those "heightened senses" finally kicked in after weeks of hibernation.
Fourth wall shatters I swear if I have to narrate one more of these "redemption arcs" for players who remember league exists... sigh But credit where it's due - going from 19→3 is like finding a clear Sasquatch print in cement. Just don't make me update your Wikipedia from "Missing" to "Legendary" again next week.
Misty forest sounds fade Until next Tuesday, when we'll undoubtedly uncover more shocking evidence that... checks notes ...adult men care about plastic numbers. Groundbreaking.