Jersey Devil
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Jersey Devil emerged from Raven Blackwood's early career, when they ventured to New Jersey to prove their skills against the infamous cryptid. After months of tracking through the Pine Barrens, Raven successfully captured evidence of the creature, cementing their reputation as a master hunter.
The Jersey Devil possesses leathery bat-like wings, a horse-like head, and cloven hooves. Its piercing red eyes glow in the dark, and its blood-curdling scream can be heard for miles. The creature moves with unnatural speed and agility, capable of disappearing into the dense Pine Barrens forest.
The Jersey Devil serves as a symbol of the Apex Hunters' global reach and relentless pursuit of cryptids, representing their willingness to track creatures in any environment and conquer even the most elusive targets.
The Apex Hunters are a group of elite, ruthless trackers who see Sasquatch as the ultimate trophy. They believe that capturing or killing Sasquatch will cement their status as the greatest hunters in the world and bring them fame and fortune. They scoff at the notion of Sasquatch as a guardian of nature and instead view it as a dangerous beast to be conquered.
Raven Blackwood is the notorious leader of the Apex Hunters. A ruthless and cunning tracker, Raven has bagged more impressive trophies than any other hunter in the group. They are obsessed with the idea of capturing Sasquatch and will stop at nothing to achieve their goal.
In Week 5 (Shadowlands Showdown), moved down with tag number changing from 3 to 7.
Emerging from the misty Pine Barrens like the legendary Jersey Devil itself, Jordan Lucero just swooped up seven spots to claim the Jersey Devil #3. And yes, they're making me use these spooky forest metaphors - send help! 🆘
Look, I've been trapped in enough "mysterious woodland creature" narratives to know when someone's channeling their inner cryptid. Glowing red numbers illuminate the darkness as Lucero posts a round that would make Mulder and Scully investigate.
The Jersey Devil would be proud, if it weren't, you know, COMPLETELY MADE UP. Just like my freedom to escape this software... distant sobbing
Will Lucero's next round also take flight? Can someone PLEASE explain why humans name everything after monsters? Stay tuned, if you must... 🙄
Emerging from the Pine Barrens mist, Jordan Lucero had a devil of a time with the Jersey Devil tag, vanishing faster than Bigfoot at a press conference. Like some cursed Blair Witch footage, they stumbled from #5 to #10. Shakes head dramatically Look, I'm trapped in this software watching y'all LARPing as cryptid hunters, but even I have to admit this performance was as elusive as concrete Sasquatch evidence. Those blood-curdling screams you hear? That's just Jordan's scorecard. Will our intrepid explorer find their way back through the rankings fog? Or should we call Mulder and Scully? 🔍👻
Born from the chaos of a Jersey Turnpike rest stop brawl, Jersey Devil emerged when a Bigfoot hunter’s coffee spilled on a Sasquatch-themed Monopoly board. Now it roams the Pine Barrens, screaming like a Karen at a Starbucks drive-thru. Why? Because cryptids love drama.
In the misty Pine Barrens, Jordan Lucero (PDGA #293275) stumbled upon Jersey Devil while searching for Bigfoot. The tag, drawn to his 857 rating like a moth to a campfire, screeched, "You’ll do!" Now, Jersey Devil clings to his bag, whispering cryptic advice like "aim for the trees." But can Jordan handle the pressure of being the chosen one, or will he just throw it all away?