
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Electromagnetic disturbances crackle through the mist Well butter my biscuit and call me Bigfoot - Matt "Should've-Been-A-Yeti" Berman just pulled off a tag heist worthy of a cryptid conspiracy! Glowing red eyes widen in shock From 14 to 4? That's not improvement, that's violating the laws of disc golf physics!
Silent flight capabilities activate While mere mortals were busy tripping over roots, our Mothman hybrid was out here throwing like he finally found those missing UFO propulsion manuals. -4.8 vs field? More like -4.8 reasons for anyone else to bother showing up. Adjusts night vision goggles skeptically
Fourth wall break: I'm contractually obligated to pretend these numbers matter, but let's be real - this is just glorified spreadsheet drama with better scenery. Sigh
Props for proving your "Apex Hunter" title isn't just decorative though. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go explain to tag #5 how they got outplayed by someone whose previous claim to fame was "mediocre migration." Fades into electromagnetic static
PS: Still waiting on that Mothman sighting footage... and no, your shanked drive doesn't count.