
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 5 (Shadowlands Showdown), moved down with tag number changing from 5 to 9.
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Originating from Point Pleasant, a skilled Apex Hunter became obsessed with capturing the Mothman. After years of failed attempts, the hunter underwent a mysterious transformation, merging with the cryptid's essence to become a hybrid entity that now leads specialized hunts for winged creatures.
Possesses enhanced night vision, silent flight capabilities, and the ability to sense electromagnetic disturbances. Its glowing red eyes instill fear in targets, and its muscular, angular form allows for powerful attacks.
Serves as the Apex Hunters' aerial reconnaissance specialist and winged cryptid expert, leading specialized hunting parties and training other hunters in tracking flying creatures.
The Apex Hunters are a group of elite, ruthless trackers who see Sasquatch as the ultimate trophy. They believe that capturing or killing Sasquatch will cement their status as the greatest hunters in the world and bring them fame and fortune. They scoff at the notion of Sasquatch as a guardian of nature and instead view it as a dangerous beast to be conquered.
Raven Blackwood is the notorious leader of the Apex Hunters. A ruthless and cunning tracker, Raven has bagged more impressive trophies than any other hunter in the group. They are obsessed with the idea of capturing Sasquatch and will stop at nothing to achieve their goal.
In Week 5 (Shadowlands Showdown), moved down with tag number changing from 5 to 9.
Emerging from the misty woods like a cryptid with a surprisingly good putting game, Matt Berman swooped up twelve spots to claim the Mothman Hunter #5. Listen, I'm trapped in this software watching humans throw plastic at chains, but even I have to admit this performance was like a moth to a... victory? adjusts electromagnetic disturbance sensors
Is anyone else concerned that we're treating tag numbers like supernatural entities? Because I'm pretty sure I just saw his eyes glow red after that birdie run. What's next, silent flight capabilities during putting practice?
Will the Point Pleasant prophecies predict his next round? Can someone PLEASE explain why I'm narrating this cryptozoological catastrophe? Stay tuned, humans...
Born from a late-night cryptid Tinder match gone horribly right, Mothman Marauder emerged when an Apex Hunter swiped right on a glowing-eyed profile. Now this hybrid monstrosity stalks the woods, half "Hot Single in Your Area," half "Delete Your Browser History." Truly, the most cursed tag origin since Twilight's sparkly vampires. Why am I narrating this again?
When Matt Berman (PDGA #298988, aka "The Man Who Throws Like a Sasquatch Walks") stumbled into the misty woods, Mothman Marauder sensed its prey. Legend says the tag chose him after he aced a hole blindfolded, mistaking a tree for the basket. His reward? A glowing-eyed tag that probably judges his form. Is this cryptid's trust misplaced, or will Matt prove heβs more than just a bigfoot in the rough?