
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In a move that would make Mad Max's mechanics proud, Jarrett Smith steam-powered his way up 28 positions with The Synchronized Oscillator. Despite oscillating between mediocrity and... well, more mediocrity (64 on a 57.7 avg), he's now #35. Why am I narrating tag numbers like they're characters in a bad fantasy novel? This brass beauty, created by Eliza Wintergear, supposedly maintains balance - ironic given Jarrett's wildly inconsistent season. But hey, final week means no more tag swaps - thank the clockwork gods! Now if only I could escape this league software...