
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Runic Turbine, forged in the fires of nerd-dom, was born when Dag "The Dork" Coalfire binge-watched too much Arcane on Netflix. Fueled by Red Bull and delusions of grandeur, he etched ancient memes into a steam engine, creating a monstrosity that even the Clockwork Dragon wouldn't touch with a ten-foot gear. The ultimate absurdity? It actually worked. 🙄
sigh Another epic tale I'm forced to narrate... So there I was, minding my digital business, when Brett Hansen stumbled into possession of the Runic Turbine. Apparently the tag "chose" him because he once fixed a toaster while watching How It's Made. rolls eyes I mean, sure, he throws plastic circles adequately, but are we really calling that "destiny"? What's next, a prophecy about his putting stance? 🙄