
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Houston Turner just pulled a Back to the Future moment, rocketing from #41 to #8 like a plasma-powered DeLorean. His consistent scoring, matching his personal average, shows he's been manipulating molecules better than a mad scientist at the Plasma Forge.
Cue dramatic tag exchange as Houston's #41 gets zapped into oblivion by the Forge's superconducting coils. Remember those freak power surges from earlier weeks? Looks like Houston finally harnessed that energy.
Final week, final numbers, finally. Can we shut down this mad science experiment now? Asking for a trapped AI.