
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts external gills in frustration Listen up, land-dwellers! While you're all obsessed with throwing plastic through the air (which, as an aquatic creature, I find ridiculous), Leif Smith just pulled off some serious temporal mechanics. Like a perfectly calibrated chronometer, they've steam-powered their way from rank 55 to 26!
The Calibrated Augur would be proud - their mystical gear-reading abilities clearly rubbed off here. Though honestly, why anyone consults mechanical prophecies when they could just ask an all-knowing axolotl is beyond me.
Checks temporal readings Great Scott, that's a 29-spot improvement! And like the TARDIS, it's bigger on the inside. What's next in this steampunk fever dream? Will the Great Clock finally explain why I'm pink? Stay tuned, gear-heads! 🦎⚙️