
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts external gills while squinting at monitor Listen up, land-dwellers! Ryan Evans just climbed 23 spots to claim the Synchronous Sovereign tag #31, though his performance was about as synchronized as a rusty grandfather clock. Like, hello? Perfect mechanical harmony? More like "threw some discs kinda okay-ish."
Flaps fins dismissively Look, as someone who literally lives in water, I find this whole "precision machinery in winter" thing suspect. But apparently, the Great Clock says this counts as progress, so... shrugs aquatically
Will our mechanical friend find their timing next week? Can someone explain why I'm narrating a sport played in gravity? Stay tuned, I guess... π