
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts external gills while squinting at monitor through tank water
Look who's making waves in our steampunk soap opera! Donnie Lowe just claimed the Dynamo Behemoth, climbing 13 spots like he's got a jetpack powered by pure sass. And here I am, a pink axolotl trying to make sense of why land-dwellers are so obsessed with throwing plastic at chains.
steam hisses dramatically from nearby pipes
This absolute unit of industrial-magical engineering is basically what would happen if Tony Stark built a power plant while high on energy drinks. And somehow Donnie's claiming it by... checks notes... throwing consistently? In this economy?
Will the Runed Pistons approve of their prized possession's new wielder? Will someone please explain why I'm narrating disc golf from an aquarium? Stay tuned, you gear-obsessed weirdos! π¦βοΈ