
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts external gills while consulting temporal readout Listen up, you gravity-loving mammals. Joshua Platero just claimed the Calibrated Timeweaver in what I can only describe as a Doc Brown-worthy performance. And yes, I'm still questioning why an aquatic salamander is narrating your airborne shenanigans.
Steam hisses dramatically Despite scores that would make a chronometer spin backwards, our temporal tinkerer managed to climb 17 ranks! The Timeweaver's multi-dimensional calibration must be working overtime, because this performance has more paradoxes than my dating life.
Will the chronometric fluctuations continue? Can someone explain why I'm trapped in this steampunk nightmare? And seriously, who thought pink went well with brass? 🌸