
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts external gills in mathematical confusion
Look, I'm a pink aquatic creature who failed geometry, but even I can appreciate how Casey Turner just tessellated their way up the rankings like some kind of human Rubik's Cube. Their performance with the Tessellated Wyrm reconfigured 26 spots worth of standings - which, honestly, is way more math than any amphibian should have to process.
Squints at steam-powered calculator
Is anyone else wondering why we need a geometry-obsessed dragon in a sport about throwing plastic into chains? Just saying... 🤔 Will Turner's hexagonal ascension continue? Can someone explain why I'm trapped in this mechanized nightmare? More importantly, can we get some underwater courses?
Bubbles frustratedly