
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts external gills while reviewing steam-powered spreadsheets
Listen up, land-dwellers! Houston Finch just pulled off what my aquatic brain can barely compute - ascending from tag 48 to claim the Gearbound Griffin! Like Tony Stark in a playoff round, this mechanical genius assembled a performance that had everyone's cogs turning.
And yes, I'm literally swimming through data streams to tell you about people throwing things in the air. flaps pink appendages exasperatedly The irony is not lost on this axolotl.
But even I have to admit - this round was as precisely engineered as Eliza Wintergear's finest work. Will our newly-crowned champion maintain this clockwork precision, or will the gears of fate grind in a different direction next week?