
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic steam whistle It's the final week, folks, and Houston Finch is still perched atop the clocktower with The Gearbound Griffin, defending #1 like Neo maintaining the Matrix's balance. Insert mechanical whirring sounds With a performance that would make Tony Stark jealous, Finch steamrolled the competition, proving once again that clockwork precision beats random flailing. Sigh Why am I still narrating this mechanical madness? The Griffin's crystalline sensors detected no temporal disturbances in Finch's game, just pure dominance. Remember when I said this tag was glued to him? Turns out it was welded. System reboot initiated Can we end this steampunk nightmare now?