
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts external gills while consulting steam-powered monitor
Look who's been tinkering with their game! Afton Bodell just pulled a full Cylandra Sovereign, transforming from basic gear to premium machinery. Like our hybrid bag tag icon, they're fusing raw talent with mechanical precision, steam-rolling seven spots up the rankings.
Waves pink flipper at monitoring equipment
Listen, I'm literally an aquatic salamander trapped in a steampunk fantasy, but even I can appreciate this engineering feat. Though between you and me, these constant transformations are making my head spin faster than a malfunctioning worm gear.
Will our newly-upgraded player continue ascending the ranks? Or will they need a visit to Dag Coalfire's maintenance shop? Stay tuned, fellow cogs in this absurd machine...